That's why you're back. To revive our shitpost tradition and restore honor to this community once again. Or actually it'd probably just be easier if we made another forum.
A new forum that combines the best of shit-posting with medium-effort-Turking!? Should we call it Shiturking Central, or Pleco's Playground?
Title: Write a sentence that describes a situation seen in an image | Accept Requester: Vision AI2 [A31Z1QJOPW8QID] Contact TO: [Pay=2.67] [Fast=4.22] [Comm=3.00] [Fair=4.63] [Reviews=13] [ToS=0] Reward: 0.03 Duration: 3600 Available: 525 Description: A situation will be shown in an image, along with several relevant words. Using these words, you'll write a simple, grammatical sentence describing the situation. Qualifications: Location In AU, CA, GB, NZ, US; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95 HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.3.12 Was just thinking that Nathans are kind of subpar...and then I did one of these
Title: Take a 1-question survey (US-based, Female) | Accept Requester: PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] Contact TV: [Hrly=$9.61] [Pay=3.06] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=3.33] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=4.19] [Fast=4.79] [Comm=4.21] [Fair=4.72] [Reviews=310] [ToS=1] TO2: [Hrly=6.71] [Pen=0.20 days] [Res=100%] [Rec=80%] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Brk=0] Reward: 0.06 Duration: 480 Available: 1 Description: Pick the choice that best answers the question. Limited to previous PickFu responders meeting the target demographics. Qualifications: PickFu NDA EqualTo 1; Gender In 2; Location EqualTo US HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.4.0 .
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They suck you in with instant approvals, .01 bonus every 4 seconds, and constantly reloading the batch. They're hard to walk away from, because turkers are gluttons for punishment.
It's freeing knowing that you don't have to worry too much about the future, because these things will wipe out humanity at some point: